Damn, my bad. I know I haven't been on here in a serous amount of days but I have really been doing things. I think the last time I blogged, I was getting ready to go out of town to Hilton Head. Well we left last week and honestly, it was not long enough. I got a chance to relax and sit on the beach and do not a damn thang. That was the best shit ever. I got to go out to eat for every meal and not have to worry about what I was going to cook or what everyone wanted as a group cuz it was just me and my man. I got to order food for me only. To the average person, I am sure that doesn't sound like a big deal but for me you have no idea. I drank more than a couple of my favorite Grey Goose and Orange Juice. I should be the damn spokes person for those shits. The hotel we stayed at was giving away Grey Goose glasses if you bought a drink and I figured what better souvenir for me to bring my people than a Grey Goose glass. They all know I love Grey Goose. They were good as hell on the island too. So I had no problem getting down. The first day we got there was kind of cold though. But, we said fuck it and went on the beach anyway. We weren't the only ones though so it was okay. I'll post a couple of pics too so everybody can get a little relaxation too. Sorry you couldn't join us. When I looked back at these pictures, they really look amazing. So relaxing. They look like the place to too pretty to be real. So you know we hated having to come back. If our kids weren't here then we probably would have gotten lost out there.
I will tell you though, we saw some crazy shit while we were there too. I mean old white men just doing crazy ass shit. For example, we went to this bar/lounge one of the nights we were there and had a couple of drinks. Well most of the people there were older white people but we didn't care since you could smell the damn alcohol when you open the door to the damn place. So at least we knew they were going to have some good drinks. But mid way through our drinks this old ass white man falls on the damn floor and breaks his bear bottle. He was so fucked up I don't think he even knew he fell. Once his friend helped him up he just kept on talking to some chick like the whole fall never even happened. We laughed out asses off. I wish I would have had my camera ready for that because it was some funny shit. I would have taken the picture right inside the lounge too.
Then one night on our way back to our hotel room hubby decided he wanted to get a drink from the vending machine and as soon as we turned the corner we saw this. For the people who know me, yall know I don't waste an opportunity to take a picture of a drunk person. So this shouldn't even be a shock.
We laughed so hard we had to go back around the corner and try the whole walk to our room thing again. I guess dude thought he was in his bed because he is propped up and everything with his shoes off. He was fucked up out of his mind. We took a couple of good pictures too and he had no idea. We had the flash on and everything. He didn't hear the camera or see the flash. No you know that shit ain't right. Hope he like being on the Internet. Holla.
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